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$79 Ounces. Yes, Really.
The Thanksgiving + Black Friday Stock-Up
The Thanksgiving + Black Friday Stock-Up
Our biggest deals of the year. Possibly our last. New federal hemp rules start December 11. Get up to 76% off your Goldy's favorites while they're still here.









New federal hemp rules are scheduled to take effect December 11, 2026. Nobody knows exactly what happens after that, including us.
So instead of three separate sales, we're doing one. Thanksgiving, Black Friday and what may be our final stock-up, all in one place. These are the deepest discounts we've run all year, and some of these deals may not come back.
*While supplies last
$79 Ounces. Yes, Really.
76% Off. The Biggest Markdown on the Page.
Vault Reserve. Limited Run. Last Call.
Two Favorites. 27% Off Both.
A Dollar a Gummy.
We Honestly Don't Know Yet.
New federal hemp rules are scheduled to take effect December 11, 2026. Our ability to take payments could change before then, possibly as early as November 30. Nothing has been confirmed.
What we do know: these prices are live right now. The event runs through November and may continue into December for as long as we're able to process orders. If you've been meaning to stock up, don't wait for the last minute.
Stock Up While You Still Can.
Up to 76% off. $79 ounces. Gummies for a dollar each. Our biggest deals of the year, and possibly our last.